Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Sven Speaks: I Will Be Moving

Dear all fans of Sven vs. The Movies,

The blog, as it stands, is coming to an end. I will be shutting down this Blogspot site, making Life Of Brian the last review I'll post here.

HOWEVER, I'm not ending my challenge. I am, in fact, simply moving to Wordpress. The reason is that Wordpress seems to offer a greater number of options, and Blogger's new layout looks absolutely terrible, and I'm concerned it'll spread to the actual blog.

The Wordpress site isn't really ready yet. It exists, but I'm still in the process of deciding on a layout I'm happy with and I'm still moving all my existing reviews over there (posted up to Batman - yes, film #18). It's unlikely I'll be shutting this page down entirely, but I'll begin posting over on the new site instead.

I'll post a link and full details of the new Wordpress site when it's ready. Until then, I hope you've enjoyed the blog so far, and I look forward to seeing you on the other side!

Love and kisses,
Sven

Sunday, 8 April 2012

#79 Life Of Brian

(1979, Terry Jones)

“He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy”


So it’s Easter, which means it’s time to review a holiday appropriate film. Since Easter is about the death and resurrection of Jesus, it makes perfect sense to review one of the many movies about his life. Wait, don’t immediately have access to many films about Jesus, but I do have Monty Python’s Life Of Brian. Close enough, right?

Yes, this is possibly my most blasphemous review, talking about a movie parodying religion on a day that’s supposed to celebrate the sacrifice of the figurehead of the religion being parodied. Or is it? After all, Life Of Brian is about Brian, a man whose life merely mirrored the life of Jesus Christ, rather than being a parody of Jesus Christ himself. That’s OK, right?

So, the plot. Unlike other Monty Python movies, this one has a consistent one. Brian (Graham Chapman) is a man living in Judea at the time of Jesus Christ and Roman rule. Born in a manger next door to Jesus, he grows up to be a man that people follow, whether he wants them to or not. After joining the People’s Front Of Judea (or is it the Judean People’s Front?), he ends up in a series of incidents that result in him being mistaken for the messiah, amassing a large cult following.

Unlike Holy Grail, Life Of Brian is much more consistent as a movie. It no longer feels like a 90-minute sketch show and features a much more robust plot. It’s not entirely perfect, since characters are fairly undeveloped, but it’s not like anyone’s watching the movie for intense character interaction. Plus how much character development does a centurion named Biggus Dickus get?

As always, the usual Monty Python style of humour is out in full force here, jumping between the absurd and the satirical in equal measure. Satirical? Yes, of course. Banned in various countries on its original release due its supposedly blasphemous content, it’s hard to see what the fuss was about. Jesus himself rarely appears in the movie, and when he does, he’s treated with reverence. If anything’s spoofed, it’s the concept of religion itself, as the audience at the Sermon On The Mount completely misinterpret what Jesus is saying, or Brian’s misguided followers interpret even the slightest action as an act of supreme divinity.

But it also gives us political satire in the form of a resistance group that spends most of its time sitting around talking about starting a revolution before acknowledging that, really, the Romans have given us a lot. You also can’t help but feel the “Romans Go Home” scene came from at least one member of the team still being desperate to get back at Latin teachers from their schooldays. This isn’t a movie making fun of Jesus. This is a movie making fun of the society Jesus existed in, and the religion his actions went on to spawn.

As a comedy, Life Of Brian inevitably succeeds, but it also works well as a movie in its own right. Clearly working from a better budget than Holy Grail, the sets are reasonably impressive and the illusion of this being 1st century Judea is never broken (unless the Pythons want it to be). Whereas many jokes in Holy Grail were generated from a hole in the budget (the coconuts spring to mind), all the jokes in Brian feel like they were meant to be there the whole time. There’s even a battle in space that looks pretty good from a low-budget British movie perspective.

Yes, a battle in space, in the only scene that probably spoils the movie. A complete non-sequitur where Brian falls into a passing spaceship which then crash lands at the foot of the tower he fell off in the first place. It’s unnecessary, and feels like Terry Gilliam’s desire to go off and start directing weird sci-fi slipped under Terry Jones’ radar somehow. Yes, Monty Python work well with non-sequiturs most of the time, but this scene really fell flat.

Other than that though, Life Of Brian is a classic comedy movie. And forget all those complaints about it being blasphemous. It really isn’t. But reviewing it in honour of Jesus’ resurrection probably is. Oops!

Starring Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones & Michael Palin
Written by Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones & Michael Palin
Produced by John Goldstone, executive producer George Harrison

Favourite Scene: Do you find something funny about the name “Biggus Dickus”? You will. OH YOU WILL
Scene That Bugged Me: The aforementioned alien spacecraft scene

Watch it if: You have a sense of humour regarding religious subjects
Avoid it if: You don’t

Saturday, 7 April 2012

#78 Monsters

(2010, Gareth Edwards)

“Doesn't that kind of bother you that you need something bad to happen to profit from it?”


Thursday, 5 April 2012

Wednesday, 4 April 2012

#75 Four Lions

(2010, Chris Morris)

“I can’t even get them to stir their tea without smashing a window”


Tuesday, 3 April 2012

Saturday, 17 March 2012

#70 A Clockwork Orange

(1971, Stanley Kubrick)

“That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent”


Friday, 16 March 2012

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Friday, 9 March 2012

Thursday, 16 February 2012

Wednesday, 15 February 2012

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Monday, 13 February 2012

#55 Se7en

(1995, David Fincher)

“The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part.”


Sunday, 12 February 2012

#54 Spirited Away

(千と千尋の神隠し- Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi)
(2001, Hayao Miyazaki)

“Nothing that happens is ever forgotten, even if you can’t remember it”

Saturday, 11 February 2012

#53 The Usual Suspects

(1995, Bryan Singer)

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn’t exist”


Thursday, 2 February 2012

Friday, 27 January 2012

#51 Let The Right One In

(Låt den rätte komma in)
(2008, Tomas Alfredson)

“I’ve been twelve for a long time”


Monday, 23 January 2012

#49 Fargo

(1996, Ethan & Joel Coen)

“There’s more to life than a little money, you know. Dontcha know that?”


Sunday, 22 January 2012

Saturday, 21 January 2012

#46 & #47 Three Colours: Blue & Red

(1993-4, Krzysztof Kieslowski)

“If only I could help”
“You can. Be.”

(Trois Couleurs: Bleu, 1993)

(Trois Couleurs: Rouge, 1994)

Friday, 20 January 2012

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Friday, 13 January 2012

Thursday, 12 January 2012

#41 Ferris Bueller's Day Off

(1986, John Hughes)

"What are we gonna do?"
“The question isn’t what are we going to do it’s what aren’t we going to do?”


Wednesday, 11 January 2012

Monday, 9 January 2012

#39 Lord Of The Rings

(2001-2003, Peter Jackson)

"We wants it, we needs it, we must have the precious"

(The Fellowship Of The Ring, 2001)

(The Two Towers, 2002)

(Return Of The King, 2003)

Thursday, 5 January 2012

#35 Grave Of The Fireflies

(火垂るの墓 – Hotaru no Haka)
(1988, Isao Takahata)

“Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”


Monday, 2 January 2012

#33 The Naked Gun

(1988, David Zucker)

“Not one man on this force will rest one minute until he’s behind bars. Now let’s get a bite to eat”